Ridiculous

This is what we've come to in dealing with middle school restroom abuse:

• All paper towels will be removed - they can use the hand dryers.
• As soon as we get a new shipment, you will be given a roll of toilet paper to give them when they go - we'll take the jumbo rolls out. This way you can monitor if they're stuffing the entire roll in there.

Should that also read... count out 5 squares for a #1 and 15 for a #2?! geez!